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No but it’s got Wesker and Jill
And LEON and Ada and even Barry Burton
Go watch Resident Evil: Retribution
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Hey Resident Evil’s live-action movies are pretty much shit
Like, all-together don’t add up to much
But the 5th one (Retribution) is REALLY KIND OF FUN
IF YOU LIKE RESIDENT EVIL YOU SHOULD WATCH IT (but don’t take it seriously)
i like how all those dudes are ‘wahh prof. sycamore is SEXUALIZED to SELL TO WOMEN!!’ and its like prof. sycamore aint even sexualized like all he is is an attractive modestly dressed dude like women gamers gotta deal with battle bikinis and watermelon sized titties and these dudes cryin about a fella with nice hair and a cute smile like lmao get on my level
My eyebrows have lost control
There’s (barely visible) hair on my face
From the ends of my eyebrows, down past my eyes, then to where a beard would be
I’m a monster
Anonymous asked: Can we just like imagine queer students using Lee Jordan to come out like "AND GRYFFINDOR SCORES A POINT! BY THE WAY PADMA PATIL IS A LESBIAN AND SHE'S READY TO MINGLE" and padma is like ayyyyyyyyyyy step right up ladies
IM GONNA C RY IM LAUGHIN SO HA RD
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
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